Sunday, August 19, 2012
Let's Pretend This Never Happened, AKA Stream of Consciousness I Actually Liked
Let's Pretend This Never Happened details Lawson's rather, shall we say, unconventional upbringing in west Texas, her journey to adulthood, and her relationship with her husband over 15 years of their marriage. There's taxidermy, animal attacks (real and perceived), disastrous dinner parties, awkward conversations, vultures, homemade colon cleanses, and a five foot tall metal rooster. Luckily there are photos to prove some of the more fantastic stories-since frankly no one would probably believe them otherwise.
If you are a fan of Jen Lancaster's books (Bitter is the New Black, My Fair Lazy, etc...), then you will probably love this book. Lawson had that same brand of snarky, sarcastic humor, which is only not obnoxious because most of the time she turns it against herself. Her relationship with her husband, Victor, reminded me so much of Jen Lancaster's husband Fletch that I am almost convinced that there is a secret group of men out there who are tasked with marrying women who will need to be talked down off the metaphorical ledge on a daily basis. Unlike Lancaster, however, Lawson has the most bizarre life history of any real person I can think of. And she the most hilarious parts of the book come from the fact that she is basically a social cripple-if her stories are to be believed, she is pretty much incapable of having a normal conversation with someone she's just met, or her husband's co-workers, or pretty much anyone in real life. There are many examples in the book, and most of them seem to involved using the word vagina...a lot! IN the end, Lawson concludes that it is not the triumphs in life that define us, but those moments we'd just like to pretend never happened.